The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
