This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The air was thick with penises
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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