I don't usually arrange sex via text message
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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