There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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