You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
