You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
