Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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