To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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