you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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