and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
