i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
