Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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