Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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