Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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