Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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