i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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