It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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