he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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