they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
His nipple licking is glorious
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