You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
