OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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