I skipped work to stalk him.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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