What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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