we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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