she was so not down for the gang bang
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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