I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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