Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
oh god the rape fog is back!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Quick, to the slutcave!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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