I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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