She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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