Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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