yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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