no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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