i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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