Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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