Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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