I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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