alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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