i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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