Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's shark week go big or go home
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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