i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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