we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
