Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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