Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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