I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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