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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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