You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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