Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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