I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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