i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
where am i from again
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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