In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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