He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
wow bdsm is so cute
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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